Day Fifty Four: Daniel Vogelbach

Perhaps no player better exemplified the 2019 season than Big Daniel. In certain ways this is a compliment, but in most ways it is not. But as can be seen above, Daniel Vogelbach looks exactly like that one Ballard dude (not anymore. RIP Ballard) that had a rebuilt 70s muscle car and bought a half gal every Friday "so the homies can kick it." He is even wearing his hat in the correct 1990s Ballard fashion. His older brother just got out of prison and he and his boys are throwing a spodi at the Bunny Hills and when me and my guys get there they are like "nah, you guys can't have any spodi. It's for the girls and shit." And we are outwardly like, "who cares!" But really we all wish we could be part of the Ballard (at Lincoln) fun. And then Big Dan and his older bro get into a hamfisted fight with some "fools" and the whole night descends into utter chaos. And I end up partying with these Ballard guys whose names and faces I will never rem...